Farts and Love

Hey guys you should feed my fish!

Reblogged from owlygem

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!To help make the next Mass Effect Game
Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.
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Reblogged from bumbleshark

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!
To help make the next Mass Effect Game

Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.

BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.

(X) (X) SOURCES

Reblogged from sonaea

undeadwill88:

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kerplunkers:

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yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

this needs more notes

oh my god this sounds like what happened to me (albeit I am a girl, but this is still uncanny as shit)

plushestrumpest:

I wasn’t allowed to name it Gay Butt Sex

Reblogged from chriskaevil

plushestrumpest:

I wasn’t allowed to name it Gay Butt Sex

Reblogged from mechaniqueknight

modmad:

there’s literally no way to redeem these two

but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

Reblogged from babinani

(Source: taco-bell-rey)

nuclearcherries:

I made a thingThe ingredients are:SaladNanomachinesCalorie Mate

Reblogged from jambandit

nuclearcherries:

I made a thing
The ingredients are:
Salad
Nanomachines
Calorie Mate

Reblogged from jambandit

tsunderedevil:

AMAZING

I downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let you him have hatsune miku hair couldn’t even go hairless

Reblogged from hayleyfails

linzstuck:

warpedlamp:

fuckyeahmidnightcrew:

useless—drivel:

So I did a thing

Chiptune remix of I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew.

This is perfect.

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FIRST THOUGHT?

(starbornekid made those midnight crew pixels, woo)

(Source: goopygoodra)