Farts and Love

Hey guys you should feed my fish!

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weird-blog-for-weird-people:

25 Years ago Chernobyl was headline news. On April 26th 1986 at 1:23 A.M. reactor number four at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, near the town of Pripyat, ruptured a vessel during several extreme power spikes. Several explosions followed and these caused the graphite moderator components of the reactor to be exposed to air, setting them on fire. The fire sent a plume of radioactive fallout into the atmosphere. It drifted over large parts of the Sovjet Union and Western Europe.
50 People died as a direct result of the disaster and it is thought up to 4000 people have died as a result of being exposed to the radioactive materials which entered the atmosphere. Over 350.000 were evacuated from contaminated areas around Russia, Ukraine and Belarus.

In 2011, 25 years later, the area surrounding Chernobyl still looks like a ghost town.

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randomfactsandquotes:

“Mom, the words I am saying now are my words. From my brain place, to my mouth hole. Mom, I have love, I love they you be. You be a big ol’ mommy. No wait. You went to a hospital building, a long time ago, right? And strange men pulled me out of your lady parts. Wait that was bad. Why is this so hard? It’s the piano. The piano player is awful I’m sorry. I’m just gonna think about all the things you did for me. Mom person. You made milk for me, like the lady from the cover of the TIME magazine. Mom, what I’m trying to say is that I want to celebrate you. I want to cover you in Super Glue and roll you in flowers. That’s not bad, right? OK I got it. If you were attacked by a dozen ninjas wearing crotchless panties, I would fight them. I would fight them hard.”

You be a big ol mommy!

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randomfactsandquotes:

Mom, the words I am saying now are my words. From my brain place, to my mouth hole. Mom, I have love, I love they you be. You be a big ol’ mommy. No wait. You went to a hospital building, a long time ago, right? And strange men pulled me out of your lady parts. Wait that was bad. Why is this so hard? It’s the piano. The piano player is awful I’m sorry. I’m just gonna think about all the things you did for me. Mom person. You made milk for me, like the lady from the cover of the TIME magazine. Mom, what I’m trying to say is that I want to celebrate you. I want to cover you in Super Glue and roll you in flowers. That’s not bad, right? OK I got it. If you were attacked by a dozen ninjas wearing crotchless panties, I would fight them. I would fight them hard.

You be a big ol mommy!

got a nice picture of sienna :)

got a nice picture of sienna :)

dontstartlethewitch:

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dontstartlethewitch:

Does anyone wish to communicate with me?

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hayleyfails:

I know I’m a big annoying loser, but I require some friendship. Lets talk and hold hands and dance into the sunset.

I do!

let’s see… I guess I can start by telling you about myself :B I’m a chemistry graduate student, um… I teach and do science and stuff. I’ve been sick and haven’t had proper sleep in like three days 8D Finals week is also coming up so I get to poop over those. What about you?

oh thank heavens

sick all day

sick all day

crying in bed

throws up

I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS

dontstartlethewitch:

sherlockology:

THIS IS ONE REPEAT PERFORMANCE WE DON’T WANT TO SEE!
Last year Sherlock fans around the world watched in utter disbelief, as The Only Way is Essex beat Sherlock to the YouTube Audience Award at the Baftas 2011. Martin Freeman’s expression said it all and was shared with so many of us at home, when it was revealed that after all their hard work on quite frankly an astounding first series, the public had responded by voting for ITV2’s reality drama as their favourite programme of 2010!
This year Sherlock has once again made the shortlist for the YouTube Audience Award at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards 2012, and THIS YEAR we want to show the people behind this incredible series how much enjoyed every minute of the incredible second series they gave to us.
The Audience Award is a public vote, which is meant to reward programmes that have “captured audiences imaginations”, and if that doesn’t describe Sherlock exactly, we don’t know what does. The fans proved the power of their vote when they worked together to see Benedict Cumberbatch be ranked in 7th place in the popular vote for the 2012 TIME 100 Poll with almost 92,000 votes in his favour, a truly remarkable number, so the game is on to do it again for Sherlock at the 2012 BAFTAs. 

You can vote for Sherlock in the YouTube Poll HERE

You can only vote once per computer or mobile device - but that means your votes are only limited by the number of devices you own, and every vote you place from a single separate device will be counted, be it computer, tablet or smartphone.
Please spread the word by reblogging this or using the hashtag #VoteSherlock4Bafta on Twitter and Tumblr when you share the link where to vote. Let’s work together on this one and get the result this incredible team deserves after all their hard work, and send the message to them by doing so, that we love what they do!
#YouKnowWhatToDo  #VoteSherlock4Bafta
Gif credit to impossiblyblack

Reboobing for my followers in the UK.

look at that face 8C

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dontstartlethewitch:

sherlockology:

THIS IS ONE REPEAT PERFORMANCE WE DON’T WANT TO SEE!

Last year Sherlock fans around the world watched in utter disbelief, as The Only Way is Essex beat Sherlock to the YouTube Audience Award at the Baftas 2011. Martin Freeman’s expression said it all and was shared with so many of us at home, when it was revealed that after all their hard work on quite frankly an astounding first series, the public had responded by voting for ITV2’s reality drama as their favourite programme of 2010!

This year Sherlock has once again made the shortlist for the YouTube Audience Award at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards 2012, and THIS YEAR we want to show the people behind this incredible series how much enjoyed every minute of the incredible second series they gave to us.

The Audience Award is a public vote, which is meant to reward programmes that have “captured audiences imaginations”, and if that doesn’t describe Sherlock exactly, we don’t know what does. The fans proved the power of their vote when they worked together to see Benedict Cumberbatch be ranked in 7th place in the popular vote for the 2012 TIME 100 Poll with almost 92,000 votes in his favour, a truly remarkable number, so the game is on to do it again for Sherlock at the 2012 BAFTAs.

You can vote for Sherlock in the YouTube Poll HERE

You can only vote once per computer or mobile device - but that means your votes are only limited by the number of devices you own, and every vote you place from a single separate device will be counted, be it computer, tablet or smartphone.

Please spread the word by reblogging this or using the hashtag #VoteSherlock4Bafta on Twitter and Tumblr when you share the link where to vote. Let’s work together on this one and get the result this incredible team deserves after all their hard work, and send the message to them by doing so, that we love what they do!

#YouKnowWhatToDo  #VoteSherlock4Bafta

Gif credit to impossiblyblack

Reboobing for my followers in the UK.

look at that face 8C

Hey Babs <3

also I think I need that shirt XD http://mellocrew.spreadshirt.com/rustle-my-jimmies-A8299924

Wat

Wow, what is going on amazon? XD