Farts and Love

Hey guys you should feed my fish!

Reblogged from hayleyfails

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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Okay so can we talk about this

I know there’s probably only like two people that will see this and that’s okay but for those who don’t know I am a teaching assistant, so I basically give up all my free time during the semester to grade lab reports and exams

Just, all weekend and most evenings you know whatever

And I’m just the assistant. My profs have to, in addition to grading as well, prepare lectures and notes and handouts and have office hours and answer emails and the list goes on

We spend so much of our free time helping you so you can have an education and then shit like this comes wafting by and slaps me in the face

You don’t have to like your instructors but for fucks sake respect that we do all this for you

Reblogged from treenat816

seafarers:

Forest Green by Evgeni Dinev

sonaea:

Someone needs to take this away from me.

there must have been poop in your hand that I was trying not to kiss <3

Reblogged from sonaea

sonaea:

Someone needs to take this away from me.

there must have been poop in your hand that I was trying not to kiss <3

Reblogged from mechaniqueknight

princessphillip:

DO YOU EVER HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE IN A REALLY SHITTY SITUATION AT HOME AND YOU JUST WANNA KEEP THEM AT YOUR PLACE FOREVER AND SNUGGLE WITH THEM AND EAT PIZZA AND WATCH YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES TOGETHER AND SHOVE THEIR PARENTS/SILBINGS INTO A BIG PUDDLE OF MUD

yeah I’m pretty sure jessie keeps stray puppies 

liek me

(Source: martin-luther-king-junior)

Reblogged from notoriouslysketchy

notxam:

ronswansoning:

i was looking up Disney remixes and found this

oh my god

hey steeeeeeev <3

Reblogged from notoriouslysketchy

nudiemuse:

If you can watch this without peeing yourself laughing.

I salute you.

Goats and sheep screaming at people.

Reblogged from scienceyeah

typette:

zzazu:

sweetguts:

ohcorny:

megasonger:

smoteymote:

pademelons:

this video will never not be funny

too cute send help

it’s literally me as a dog

UNREAL

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO BE AS FUNNY AS IT WAS

iM FUCKING CRYING

wow holy shit, my stomach I really am crying laughing so hard

it’s a different noise every time holy shit

(Source: youtube.com)

&#8220;I am actively pushing a poop out of my butthole right now.&#8221;

&#8212; tumblr user bibblebabbles

“I am actively pushing a poop out of my butthole right now.”

— tumblr user bibblebabbles

Reblogged from solarmetronome

solarmetronome:

Cooking with Dog

hey steve, I think you would like this c:

sonaea:

Awhile ago I downloaded a little doodling app on my ipad for my friend to play with and then promptly forgot I even had it. Today I remembered it existed and opened it to find this masterpiece waiting for me and nearly died laughing (I’m Jessie by the way.) I love my friends.

Reblogged from ohmanitstwink

sonaea:

Awhile ago I downloaded a little doodling app on my ipad for my friend to play with and then promptly forgot I even had it. Today I remembered it existed and opened it to find this masterpiece waiting for me and nearly died laughing (I’m Jessie by the way.) I love my friends.